Dear Rush,
A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale’s vagina.
Via someecards
Sealed with a, uh, kiss?
The history of the English language in 10 min—or Look Ma, I Have a Useless Degree!
So you can Mash…And you can Monster Mash…and do my graveyard smash…you’ll catch on in a flash.
Instructions for Baby Use
Does Anyone ever ASK the Author?
Not Your Average Romulan Cloaking Device…
Samuel L. Ipsum motherfucking placeholder text motherfucker! →
Wish it were animated—like the Evolution of Nicholas Cage’s hair!
Harrison Ford and his amazing pointing finger.
Point it out, boy!
Perfect for pity parties and cold days!
